greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*


moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk)



trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

(Source: fishingboatstops)


funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this


bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything


(Source: maplesuhtori)


hawwkette:

"Chekov, Pavel A. Ensign, authorization code nine-five-wiktor-wiktor-two."
"Authorization not recognized—please try again. Speak clearly and distinctly."
"I am speaking clearly and distinctly. Agh, this is the twenty-third century. What good is voice recognition that doesn't recognize your voice?"
Since the rhetorical question failed to make the slightest impression on the computer's programming, he was compelled to try again.
"Nine-five-victor-victor-two."
"Access granted. Ensign Chekov, you are recognized."
"Oh thank you so wery, wery much."

››star trek from film to paper


@Luke5SOS: Bad hair day, also known as steal calum’s beanie day

(Source: heartbreakirwin)


fizzybay:

GUYS THE GIF FROZE 

fizzybay:

GUYS THE GIF FROZE 


donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(Source: ignorntatheist)


(Source: esti-vate)


(Source: immediaterelief)


odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I miss the thrill of hiding with my friends when their parents came to pick them up


ambrosaaa:

straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou:

I can’t.

TEARS